Xbox tips for dating

December 14, 2009

Whilst browsing the web, as you do when you’re procrastinating, I came across this blog post about an Xbox game that allows you to practise your skills of talking to girls.

Here’s my tip:

  • Start seeing your mates again.  Seriously.  Stop sitting, glued to the screen playing said Xbox, and talk to your mates.  Get some social interaction.  Then you’ll realise what’s socially acceptable in a conversation, and in doing so, you know how to talk to women.

We’re only human you know.  We aren’t an alien species that speaks a different language.  Strike up a conversation about anything, be it how you find the attack on Berlusconi terrible, or, perhaps more likely to get a response, your plans for New Year’s Eve.

Make it your pre-New Year’s resolution

10 Responses to “Xbox tips for dating”


  1. Real gamers use the Wii.

  2. lacestockings Says:

    Damn straight!

  3. Blacksilk Says:

    Alternatively, talk *about* the Xbox. At which point I’ll tell you to shut up and get on the PC. Xbox is the worst of all consoles. Srsly. 🙂

  4. lacestockings Says:

    True, true. Why do I feel the need to have one though? :s


  5. You only feel the need to have one if you don’t already own a Nintendo console, a PC and a DVD player. Get all those things and your lust for an Xbox will vanish.

  6. lacestockings Says:

    So Nintendo ftw? Already have the other two!


  7. The best console to get would be a GBA. Srsly. If you want to be more up to date, get a DS classic. Failing that, get a Wii. Wii products are mostly casual games, which is a shame, but if you can get your hands on Super Mario Galaxy, Smash Bros Brawl and Super Mario Bros Wii, you can experience what gaming should be.

    (Of course, nothing beats the SNES, but you can emulate that…)

  8. The Drinker Says:

    I like books.

    (Just want to be a part of this. Hello, LS!)

    xx

  9. lacestockings Says:

    I like books too! 😀

    *waves* x x x

  10. Game Chilla Says:

    How about an Xbox _game_ that is about dating? (Oh wait, don’t they already have that in Grand Theft Auto?)


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