Embarassing

May 16, 2008

My mother came over to visit me yesterday evening, and she decided she was going to take some washing home to save me doing it (I’ve been feeling a bit under the weather this week, so household chores were the last thing on my mind). So whilst she was trying to find my spare towels, before I could stop her she stumbled across my secret goodie under-the-bed box thingy, containing erotica, kama sutra, handcuffs, whips, eyemasks, sex toys, the lot

She didn’t say anything and just pushed it backed under the bed.

Preference Meme

May 2, 2008

  • Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night?
  • Definetly at night. I don’t like mornings, as my hair is all over the place, my skin looks terrible and need to get up to brush teeth. And Barry is always grumpy in the mornings, it takes him at least 2 hours to ‘wake up’ and start forming sentences as opposed to grunts. Night sex is better cause its a way to de-stess and there’s not the ‘oh no, I have to be in lectures in an hour!’ mad panic. You can take your time.

    • Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Video?

     Naughty pics.  For starters, I don’t own a videocamcorder thingy, and trying to film everything on mobile phone would get tricky…who would hold it?!  Besides, pics are much better when you’re away from significant other and can tease them with just a picture of your body

    • Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?

    Now, I like lights off.  Your eyes adjust to the darkness and you can see things really well and it means you’re gonna use your other senses more.  But lights on is good, if it’s soft lighting, makes your skin all radiant 🙂

    • Word preference: Pussy or Cunt?

     Pussy, definetly.  Cunt just seems a horrible word to me.  Maybe because where I come from, chavs regularily shout it at people they’re trying to insult.  Takes the shine off it, don’t you think?

    • Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?

     Only during sex.  I’ve yet to get Barry to do this, considerate lover that he is, he doesn’t want to hurt me.  It’s on my to-do list:  Make Barry see that a little spanking is good

    • Word preference: Cock or Dick?

     Cock, always.  Mmmm….see how it just rolls off the tongue (haha) and instantly makes you think of long, hard, thick, throbbing male members, dying to be licked and sucked and kissed…..sorry.  Back to the point.  I once went out with a right prick, who’s name could also be shortened to Dick (no prizes for guessing what his name was).  And now that word reminds me of him, not hard, gorgeous cocks begging to licked into a frenzy

    • Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?

     Erm….tape?  I like handcuffs and silk scarves and neither of them are there, but I have used PVC body tape before, so I’ll plump for that option.

    • Give a Rim Job or Receive Anal Sex?

     I’m greedy, so it has to be receiving anal sex.  I miss it sooooo much.  Barry is too huge for me though, it hurts.  And while it’s hurting I know that there’s so much more we could be doing that doesn’t hurt.  For the time being, I’m very pleased with my double ended dildo

    • Get Rich Stripping in a Skanky Bar or Get Rich as a Call Girl for Celebs?

     The former, as you can’t guarantee you’d end up with a nice celeb.  You could end up with Pete Doherty.  So stripping.  Being as I already do pole dancing, I’m half way there

    • Which threesome: Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?

     Oooooo….this is tough.  I’ve always had a fantasy of a Boy/Boy/Girl threesome (hence the double ended dildo I own), cause I would love having two blokes at the same time.  One underneath taking me up the arse, the other on top of me facing me pounding my pussy.  Although I’ve fantasised about havig sex with a woman (and I’m working on that), I don’t think I’d be happy sharing my bloke with another woman.  My bloke sharing me with another man is fine.  But I’d get jealous if another woman come onto my turf.  So the boy/boy/girl threesome it is! 

    • Flavored Oil or Tingling Oil?

     Depends on the make cause the Durex ones are terrible.  They don’t work.  The O’My ones do however, so if someone’s offerring me those ones, I’d say both 😀

    • Pearl Necklace or Swallow?

     Swallow.  In all honesty I like how it tastes.  And I feel like I’ve done a good ‘job’ if my man is coming in my mouth, and I think he likes it when I shallow.  Kinda like he’s being dominant: You will shallow what I give you.  Yummy

    • Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex with a Stranger?

     Sex while strangers watch, cause you never know where the stranger has been before, and you don’t want to catch something nasty do you?

    • Tied to the Bed or Tied to a St. Andrew’s Cross?

     Tied/handcuffed to a bed.  It’s comfy, and you can always go to sleep (kidding!)

    I may have rambled on for a while, lost in my sexual fantasies.  Hope they amused you 😉 I tag wickedbed next!

    Turn on meme

    March 14, 2008

    I have nicked this from Blacksilk, but she did let me have it so it’s all good 🙂 

    Turn On Meme …

    1. What are your 7 favorite tactile things that turn you on?
    Sex (like oral, or penetrative) cannot be an answer.
    (Examples: silk, light tickling, etc).

    a) Kisses with tongue, ones that finish with a little nibbling of my lip
    b) A back massage
    c) Wearing sexy underwear (so pretty much all the time), but especially when I wear a corset top with suspenders
    d) The Barry Technique: he swirls his tongue over my pulse on my neck and then kisses really deeply, and then proceeds to do this all over my neck and collarbone.
    e) Being in the spooning position
    f) Wearing my skin tight wiggle PVC skirt
    g) Kissing the sides of my breasts

    2. What are your non-genital erogenous zones and what do you like done to them?

    a) Breasts: sides and nipples.  Kiss them, nibble them, rub them, bite them.
    b) Neck.  Kissed
    c) Ear lobes sucked on

    3. What sounds get you sexually charged?

    a) Heavy breathing
    b) Sex music, like NIN ‘Closer’
    c) Moans of pleasure

    4. After losing your virginity, what is the longest you’ve gone without penetrative sex?

    Ermmmmmmmmm….about 10 weeks I think

    5. What is your least favorite sexual position? Why don’t you like it?

    Spooning.  Probably because my hips are too wide and Barry can’t align with me so it can’t be done!  Besides, spooning is for cuddles afterwards.  And if your blokes gonna be behind you, I’d much rather have it doggy style. Mmmmm

    Bonus (as in optional):
    If you could sexually dominate or submit to 5 people, currently living or deceased – which 5 would it be?

    If I pick a deceased person I’ll be seen as weird…

    Okay, I’d bottom for:

    Gerard Butler

    Christian Bale

    Gisele Bundchen

    Barry

    Daniel Craig

    I’d love to top:
    Amy Lee

    Probably Gerard Butler again, cause let’s face it, he’s fit, and I’d want to get as much in as possible

    Can’t think of any more.  But at least I have images about being submissive to Gerard Butler *swoon*

    Judgement day

    March 12, 2008

    Or so it seems.  Been looking forward to this day all week, really hope it goes to plan.  I especially need some ‘extra attention’ after what seems to have been a bad start to the day:  a range rover decided it wanted my lane, except I was still in it…:s scary stuff.  It resulted in me practising my emergency brake on a dual carriageway and then swearing (lots) at the driver who was preoccupied with a conversation with the passenger.  Who said male drivers were better?!  And, my presentation that I had last week didn’t go down too well apparently, as the content wasn’t exactly what was wanted, so have ended up with a 2ii.  Not the end of the world, I know, but it just puts more pressure on me in my looming exams to do well so I can get that 2i and get funding for my PhD.  *Sigh*

    All work, so I need a bit of play.  Have decided to throw the secretary idea out of the window, am going for the dominatrix look: skin tight skirt and PVC corset.  Plus, this:

    No, not the model (is it just me, or does she look like Faith out of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?), am not quite ready to share Barry yet.  I mean the thong.  How cute is that?!  Not sure if ‘cute’ is the correct word.  Feel free to throw more appropriate words in my direction.

    And to update on the ‘extra relationship flirting’ thing….all sorted and dealt with.  Haven’t a clue what I was thinking there!