Good morning
“Well Good Morning, gorgeous. I see you’ve had a shower without me. I wish you’d have told me, I would’ve joined you”
“You were asleep, and I didn’t want to wake you up”
“Would you sit down on the bed please? I’d like to check that you got to all those hard to reach places”
“Will here do?”
“Move further up the bed and take off the towel. Mmm, I can get a good view of your pussy from here. And your legs are so smooth…what are you thinking?”
“I’m thinking you should lie in between those legs and come and kiss me”
“Mmmm”
“Oooohh…I like it when you pull my hair..”
“How about I kiss you somewhere else?”
“Oh, yes please, you know how good that makes me feel”
“Mmmm, you taste so good…”
“Let me taste..”
“I want more”
“Oooohhhh…God, that feels good. Yes, right there, deeper!”
“Are you ready for me now”
“Yeah, come here NOW”
“Oooohhhh man, you’re so tight. Shit, that feels so good”
“Lift my legs up onto your shoulders….yeah, like that”
“Dig your fingernails into my back”
“Harder, harder! Please, make me come!”
“I’m gonna come…I’m gonna come”
“Fuck yes! Yes!”
“Ohhhhhhhhh! Fuck!”
“Mmmmmm”
“I think I’ve made you dirty again”
Twittering away…
As was recommended by the lovely Lady P, I now have a Twitter account, under the name…..Lace Stockings!
So, I reckon it’ll only be a matter of days before I become addicted, and I start feeling a sense of deja vu, like when I first joined facebook.
Findings
I’ve found a new lingerie site:
I already have more lingerie than I could possibly ever need – apparently Gok Wan says women need five bras: black, white, strapless, sexy and plunging. I have three times that. And don’t get me started on the amount of corsets, basques, knickers, suspenders, stockings…..
But I can’t resist new lingerie. It’s like the newness makes your whole body look new too, and shiny and enticing. It’s a present for me and the other half, not that it stays on for long: something for him to feast his eyes on; and for me, as he can’t wait to take it off and throw me down on the bed!
11 days to go – what are your plans?
It’s the time of year that singletons loathe, loved-up couples splash out on their other halves to show them how much they love them/care about them/want to fuck their brains out (delete as appropriate) and secret admirers can admit their affections.
Personally, I think all the hype cooked up is ridiculous. Sure, you can celebrate your love for one another, but you can do that any day (and probably should too). There is too much pressure on men to remember to book that romantic meal for two and get the big bouquet of flowers that all thought of originality goes out the window. There is too much pressure on woman to receive gifts too: I’m sure you’ve all heard of women in the workplace buying themselves flowers, to be delivered, and then act all surprised when they turn up, pretending them to be from some secret admirer. Give it a rest!
I do like celebrating Valentine’s day, I really do. Perhaps it’s being a student, or maybe my thrifty upbringing, but I’d rather have a handmade card and a mixed tape of all the songs that remind my significant other of myself, than a big bouquet of flowers that will eventually die, and can’t be kept. This year I’ve got a do-it-yourself mindset for William: Scarlet has come up with some call cards with sexual favours in them. So when I make him my card (yes, I am artistic) I can put my favourite one in there! I’m thinking the ’slave’ card will be sure to grab his attention, as he does like to be dominant. Ingenious, yet inherently simple.
Hopefully this year’s Valentine’s Day will be better than last year’s, when I was taken out by Barry for a nice romantic meal, only to be criticised not only for my outfit (big no-no) and the way I eat. As a former eating disorder sufferer, this was enough to make me get up and walk out.
Previous years have brought happier Valentine’s Days: I experienced my first multiple orgasm on Valentine’s Day a few years ago. This may be entirely independent from the fact it occured on this day, but maybe it was the feeling of love in the air? Maybe not….
What are your plans for the 14th February this year? Are you going all out to impress the one you love? Maybe bypassing it completely and spending it with the friends that you love? Or are you taking my favoured route (and probably a credit-crunch friendly route) of originality and do-it-yourself?
